Action/Text DAVE HAS RETURNED

[knightshades]

[Again with the morgue...was the first thought that came to Dave's mind as he awoke and glanced around at his surroundings. Immediately he knew where he was. Again he was back in Abax and he wasn't to pleased about it. A grumble sounds from the teen and he casually comes to stand on his feet.

Once more he was naked as a new born babe, well except the pajamas, which this time he decided to keep on his form. Having knowledge of his location and the nearest exit he heads towards it. Exiting the hospital all together and once outside takes in the sight of the city, still the piece of shit that it was.

In his hand he held the phone, his sole connection to the residents of this city. So, why not send out a mass text. Surely one of his lackeys was bound to see it. ]


hey
anybody got any apple juice
i could drink niagara falls right about now
well
only if said falls
was colored the hue of pee
and had the distinct flavor of apples
yeah
that would be the shit
also my shades
can someone grab 'em
im in front of the hospital
also
im cold
partially naked
again come and get me

Comments

[ghostygambit]

<sub>[Ok.
Oh my god.
Oh my god it's Dave he's back he's back his friend is back holy cow John is scrambling up out of his seat, near punching the air with excitement.

Not that he'll show Dave that. Not right now, anyway.]</sub>

wow.
wow, dave.
i didn't think anyone would be able to say "can someone bring me some apple juice and poser shades" and make it completely, ridiculously awkward, but it looks like the great dave strider has managed to accomplish this feat! i'm so proud of you. maybe you shouldn't have mentioned that being naked part. kiiiiinda weird.

sit your impatient ass down, i'll come find you.

also, where the fuck have you been??

[knightshades]

not naked john
only partially
lucky for you the strider sausage is carefully packed away

i went home
back to the meteor for a year

how is stephan

[ghostygambit]

see, it's happening again. everytime we talk. dicks. this is becoming a disturbing, reoccurring pattern, and we need to have a talk.

wait, what? so you went home and then came back? _{[John is so relieved.]}

oh. that thing. he's ok. he eats everything he can get to and it's really fucking annoying.

[knightshades]

[Yeah dicks...lets just not continue this stupid loop.]

yep home and back
lotta shit happened
do you have apple juice or not

at least he is getting a grand dose of protein
among other things

[ghostygambit]

what kind of stuff?
did you get to the new universe yet??
also, nope, sorry. shit out of luck there, dude.

yeah. like my and rose's clothes.
that dick.

[text]

[redregrets]

I HAVE SEEN YOUR DISGUSTINGLY HORRIBLE MESSAGE AND BLATANT CRY FOR ATTENTION AND I CHOOSE TO IGNORE IT.
I TOLD ROSE YOU WOULD BE BACK HERE ANNOYING AS ALL SOON.
I DON'T HAVE YOUR SHIT, AND I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR SHIT.
DID YOU AT LEAST LEARN ANYTHING INTERESTING WHEN YOU WERE GONE ON YOUR FUTILE QUEST OF IDIOCY?

Re: [text]

[knightshades]

yes
these conversations are awkward as fuck
i should put an end to this before we tread into dangerous territory

[text]

[redregrets]

THAT'S IT?
THAT'S ALL YOU COULD CONTRIBUTE?
....HONESTLY, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
I'M GUESSING YOU'RE FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME NOW?

SO, DO YOU STILL THINK YOU AREN'T INTO TEREZI?

[text]

[knightshades]

still hiding in the background
trying to become one with it
vantas

voice

[hellionated]

I should've known you'd be back. You didn't wait very long.

voice

[knightshades]

could it be
could it really
be the voice
the very distinct voice
of an asshole

voice

[hellionated]

See, I knew you missed me, Strider. What's with the apple juice fix?

Text

[knightshades]

missed
yeah thats the right word

its apple juice
why wouldnt i have a fix

text

[sarcasticseer]

[Okay, the sigh of relief Rose makes upon seeing that familiar red text is quite audible. Luckily she's alone in her room at the moment, so it's also safely not witnessed by anyone who might draw attention to it later. And then once the relief passes, she's annoyed with him because he keeps doing this.]

I'm afraid we are bereft of pee colored beverages at the moment, Strider.
Perhaps our illustrious captors will see fit to deliver you a bonanza of them if you wish really hard.
Or maybe they'll just have you disappear for another week, as they seem to enjoy doing.
I doubt you put up much of a fight.
They slip in in the middle of the night and have their temporal way with you and you lay back and take it.
No objections, no regrets, no desperate whispers of 'please, not in the ass.'
Just poof.
Gone.

It's becoming a bit tedious, if we're being perfectly honest.

text

[knightshades]

[He couldn't help but offer a laugh at the sight of her text and the message it gave. She was joking about the situation, but part of it stung. Given the moment they had before he left and his vow to protect her. The joke couldn't help but sting a tad. He is quick to brush it off and simply respond.]

missed you to rose

text

[sarcasticseer]

Oh really?
Does that mean I wasn't there?
Have I managed to off myself again?

text

[knightshades]

wow
you seem tense

and no
you are still present and growing as ever
heck
even got yourself a little tipsy
thats a good story
wanna hear it

[Voice]

[meatguy]

....Swag? That you?

[Text]

[knightshades]

beard mc cool kid
yep sure is me
daww you miss me

[Voice]

[meatguy]

You disappeared for a couple of days, I didn't even get a chance to send you the complementary meat to go with the other stuff I gave you.

[He pauses, a sarcastically joking tone in his voice]

Which reminds me. You still have to pay me.

Text

[knightshades]

whoa now back up
you said no payment

voice;

[holeheart]

.... Fuck. And here I thought I was rid of you.

Re: text

[knightshades]

i could say the same about you

voice;

[holeheart]

Go back to yer meteor, Dave.

Re: voice;

[knightshades]

with a welcome like this
i wish i could

[Your shit, he wants none of it.]